January 2012
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my first waking thought upon my alarm going off...
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it has become apparent that i will be getting...
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the worst part about being on top chef must be...
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"hey your khaki-on-khaki looks really great."
-shit lambtime never says
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recently i've been thinking about marrying myself...
it would be magnificent.
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oh hell no. bitch put celery in my salad.
bitch put CELERY in my salad.
so now that heidi and seal are dunzo, she only has...
she’ll probably go for tiger woods. or maybe wolf blitzer. dog the bounty hunter?
Anonymous asked: It's TMI Tues. 1) Describe your favorite personal pair of shoes. 2) What thing do you hope to accomplish before age 30? 3) Most recent google searches? 4) Last book you read that made you cry? 5) If a drink were named after you, what would it be?
Anonymous asked: Don't let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere, angel/Come, get up my baby/Look at that sky, life's begun/Nights are warm and the days are young
Anonymous asked: what do you like on your popcorn??? pretzels or pita chips?? pita or potato chips? ketchup on your french fries y/n
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give kisses when you can
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wut
me: i posted a video on your wall for your birthday, watch it!
robbie: please tell me its ellie goulding dressed as marilyn monroe singing happy birthday mr. rosen
me: if only...
this ham and cheese croissant is helping me live...
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j90p asked: I'll be at my mother's.
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paula deen's diabetes is the new lana del rey
you know we all need something new to talk about excessively now that lana del rey is “over,” thanks to SNL.
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i just remembered that some rando called me a cute...
…things that happen when you shave
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a homeless guy selling haruki murakami books
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