i’m looking for a drawing that made the rounds on tumblr once, it was a black and white sketch of a bottle of poppers that said “cum” on it. i’m desperate to find it and i’m recruiting the power of the internet…
do you think ina garten ever goes to taco bell 10 minutes before they close wearing sunglasses and a big hat and orders a nachos bell grande and a crunch wrap supreme then eats them in the parking lot with the lights off like
poppers are alkyl nitrites that are inhaled through the nose. they started as a way to relieve angina pectoris in 1867 but now they are mainly used for recreational purposes. they give you a headrush as blood flows to your head and heart and they cause your smooth muscles relax, so they are often used for sex (mainly bottoming). they gained popularity in the 70s disco and 90s rave scenes and were blamed for causing the AIDS crisis in the 80s, which has since been disproved. they come in a little brown glass bottle, and there are lots of different brands that are all basically the same, but everyone still has their favorite. vice even covered them in a douchey article.
The Wheel Of Fortune: Something you wish you could change There are a lot of things. I wish I were a better singer. I wish I didn’t procrastinate. I wish my body would let me sleep in on weekends. I wish I were more organized.
I would have to say it would involve walking around San Francisco while listening to the Shout Out Louds. I used to walk to the MoMA on Sunday mornings, back when it was open and I was a member. When it’s raining I like to walk to Japantown to do some shopping and then eat a big bowl of ramen. Drinking tea on the couch and reading a book is also high on the list.
The Fool: Something you’ve always wanted to try The Magician: Something you’re very good at The High Priestess: One thing you wish you knew The Empress: A woman you really admire The Emperor: A man you really admire The Hierophant: Something you believe in The Lovers: A person who makes you very happy The Chariot: A prize or award you’ve won Strength: Something you struggle with The Hermit: Favourite way to spend a day alone The Wheel Of Fortune: Something you wish you could change Justice: A decision you wish you could do over The Hanged Man: A time when you wished someone would listen to you Death: Someone you really miss Temperance: Your ideal day The Devil: Who you talk to when you’re dealing with big issues The Tower: Something that changed your life The Star: Someone you consider perfect The Moon: Something you fear The Sun: Your happiest memory Judgement: Your favourite song(s) The World: Your dream job