and you wonder how i stole your man henny (:
fuck off robbie
me: mama? could you read me to sleep?
mama: you’ll never be glamour
me: read fa filth yes gawd
Who the fuck has crushes after you’re like ten years old just suck his dick and block him on iMessage
i’m looking for a drawing that made the rounds on tumblr once, it was a black and white sketch of a bottle of poppers that said “cum” on it. i’m desperate to find it and i’m recruiting the power of the internet…
CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS DRAWING??
do you think ina garten ever goes to taco bell 10 minutes before they close wearing sunglasses and a big hat and orders a nachos bell grande and a crunch wrap supreme then eats them in the parking lot with the lights off like
no, poppers are not parTy and play. they’re an over the counter recreational product. they don’t give you a hard-on. they’re kind of the opposite.
i guess my blog is how to be gay 101 now?
poppers are alkyl nitrites that are inhaled through the nose. they started as a way to relieve angina pectoris in 1867 but now they are mainly used for recreational purposes. they give you a headrush as blood flows to your head and heart and they cause your smooth muscles relax, so they are often used for sex (mainly bottoming). they gained popularity in the 70s disco and 90s rave scenes and were blamed for causing the AIDS crisis in the 80s, which has since been disproved. they come in a little brown glass bottle, and there are lots of different brands that are all basically the same, but everyone still has their favorite. vice even covered them in a douchey article.