blue headlights

drink to ghosts of past years' catastrophic love affairs,
to robes of red and silver tales worn thin from too much care.
comfort doesn't always come in glasses, but perhaps tonight
i won't be the only one with blue headlights.

i tumbl men, music, and mixed media mostly

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littlehennythingshenny:

and you wonder how i stole your man henny (:

Anonymous asked: how do you keep up with all the sosh mead in your life?

fuck off robbie

littlehennythingshenny:

ratchetsheesha:

I BE LOOKIN VERY HEAVY METAL AND REFLECTIVE



dead.

littlehennythingshenny:

ratchetsheesha:

I BE LOOKIN VERY HEAVY METAL AND REFLECTIVE

dead.

childservices:

me: mama? could you read me to sleep?
mama: you’ll never be glamour
me: read fa filth yes gawd

(via capntererible)

chekhov:

Who the fuck has crushes after you’re like ten years old just suck his dick and block him on iMessage

(via courteousflush)

wow, major thanks to zero-thefoolish for finding the drawing! now for the next step.

wow, major thanks to zero-thefoolish for finding the drawing! now for the next step.

i’m looking for a drawing that made the rounds on tumblr once, it was a black and white sketch of a bottle of poppers that said “cum” on it.  i’m desperate to find it and i’m recruiting the power of the internet…

CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS DRAWING??

Anonymous asked: what r poopers??

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dilfgod:

do you think ina garten ever goes to taco bell 10 minutes before they close wearing sunglasses and a big hat and orders a nachos bell grande and a crunch wrap supreme then eats them in the parking lot with the lights off like

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Anonymous asked: What's lambtime's 10 point expert guide to being a fisting bottom?

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this was an alternate option for dore.

this was an alternate option for dore.

Anonymous asked: Poppers= parTy and play? Don't they I don't know what poppers are actually for ....I thought it's for older men to get a hard on? *Totally clueless *

no, poppers are not parTy and play.  they’re an over the counter recreational product.  they don’t give you a hard-on.  they’re kind of the opposite.

Anonymous asked: Is wearing a leather harness comfortable?

yes. 

i guess my blog is how to be gay 101 now?

breakfastatdior asked: What are poppers?

poppers are alkyl nitrites that are inhaled through the nose. they started as a way to relieve angina pectoris in 1867 but now they are mainly used for recreational purposes.  they give you a headrush as blood flows to your head and heart and they cause your smooth muscles relax, so they are often used for sex (mainly bottoming).  they gained popularity in the 70s disco and 90s rave scenes and were blamed for causing the AIDS crisis in the 80s, which has since been disproved.  they come in a little brown glass bottle, and there are lots of different brands that are all basically the same, but everyone still has their favorite.  vice even covered them in a douchey article.