that wasn’t a question.
for christmas you can get me a gold iphone 5S because i’m tired of seeing y’all side-eying me and my 4S
umm that’s a bit odd but marry toby keith, fuck michelle duggar’s husband, and kill tyler oakley (that one was easy).
"I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn’t know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out."
100% agree.(via absurdlakefront)
buy me a book.
dreamt about leaving anons for kyol and catdad